Dear dude that just walked into my store shouting I want I want I want, fuck you. Try treating people with some respect. I’m here to earn a pay check not to be shouted at.
You sir deserve eye drops.
Good day.

Well ladies and gentlemen, that’s it for my shift tonight. Pretty good for the first blogging night I think. The last hour or so was pretty slow, and only had a few (all of which were pretty normal) customers come in. So with this I leave you: don’t be an asshole when someone is serving you, you will get made fun of. More to come Saturday night!

Keep spreading me around the internet like some kind of internet gobbling disease!

I am currently unwisely using my time while taking out the trash to smoke and post. This is that good.

I have a new favorite customer!! CONFETTI!!!!! YAY!!! no.

Asian lady (Free English, we will call her), comes into the store and hands me a bag of coffee to ring up; I do so. I also do the proper thing and ask if she wants it ground. She motions that she does not (or doesn’t understand, naturally this is what I assume). I give her her change and suddenly she speaks english! But thank you is not what she says… Rather she’s asking for a free tall cup of coffee!! So what, now you can speak that something free is involved?! Sheesh!

Step aside grande caramel machiatto lady (previous favorite customer), Free English is here!

Just wanna take this time (as I am cleaning bathrooms :/) to thank my followers! Already have a bunch after one post :). Keep promoting me if you find this blog enjoyable!

T-Shirts one day to my first 10 followers?

So I’m about an hour and a half into my shift. So far it seems to be a slow night, no complaints here. However in this hour and a half there’s already plenty of people to poke fun at.

Firstly, I get into work and not but 3 minutes later a classic “make up my own drink” lady comes in. Turns out her 5 minute explanation worked out to be an iced grande sweetened passion tea lemonade… Thanks for wasting my time.

Then we have a classic 2 customers in line situation. The first has 2 lbs of coffee to be ground (please note: there are 2 bags of coffee, a very difficult number to count). I grind the first, put it on the counter, take her money, she shoves the second bag at me and says “this is the one not ground yet.” Thanks, I can count to two, and I’m half way there at one! Wooo back to kindergarten, thanks. Now the second lady comes into play with a detail I left out; 2 lbs lady was on the phone the whole time. After 2 lbs lady leaves, the customer waiting in line says to me “could you make any more noise?”. Great a hung over customer… Sike! This lady then proceeds to do my job and bitch about the previous customer being rude! Lady in line position number 2, you are a champ.

Some hot chicks just walked in. I will post more later!

Welcome to the Angry Coffee Bean blog. I work at a store that happens to sell coffee. As anyone knows, customers are both the most interesting and most annoying part of working in the food service industry. This blog will highlight what gets me through my shifts.

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