So I’m about an hour and a half into my shift. So far it seems to be a slow night, no complaints here. However in this hour and a half there’s already plenty of people to poke fun at.

Firstly, I get into work and not but 3 minutes later a classic “make up my own drink” lady comes in. Turns out her 5 minute explanation worked out to be an iced grande sweetened passion tea lemonade… Thanks for wasting my time.

Then we have a classic 2 customers in line situation. The first has 2 lbs of coffee to be ground (please note: there are 2 bags of coffee, a very difficult number to count). I grind the first, put it on the counter, take her money, she shoves the second bag at me and says “this is the one not ground yet.” Thanks, I can count to two, and I’m half way there at one! Wooo back to kindergarten, thanks. Now the second lady comes into play with a detail I left out; 2 lbs lady was on the phone the whole time. After 2 lbs lady leaves, the customer waiting in line says to me “could you make any more noise?”. Great a hung over customer… Sike! This lady then proceeds to do my job and bitch about the previous customer being rude! Lady in line position number 2, you are a champ.

Some hot chicks just walked in. I will post more later!