I am currently unwisely using my time while taking out the trash to smoke and post. This is that good.

I have a new favorite customer!! CONFETTI!!!!! YAY!!! no.

Asian lady (Free English, we will call her), comes into the store and hands me a bag of coffee to ring up; I do so. I also do the proper thing and ask if she wants it ground. She motions that she does not (or doesn’t understand, naturally this is what I assume). I give her her change and suddenly she speaks english! But thank you is not what she says… Rather she’s asking for a free tall cup of coffee!! So what, now you can speak that something free is involved?! Sheesh!

Step aside grande caramel machiatto lady (previous favorite customer), Free English is here!